60,000 Euros and 10 Post-Match Pizzas with Mozzarella

By David Patrick Lane | March 30th, 2011 | No Comments

Uruguay’s fee for materializing on the Ice in Estonia.

Top Ten: Uruguay v Netherlands

By Peter Alegi | July 6th, 2010 | No Comments

Top 10 Reasons to Support Uruguay:

10. The population of Uruguay is 3.3 million people, about the size of Greater Cape Town.

9. The first black international in either the World Cup or the Olympics was Uruguay’s José Leandro Andrade.

8. Uruguay claims four world titles — two World Cups (1930, 1950) and two Olympic golds (1924, 1928).

7. Estadio Centenario in Montevideo was the first monumental stadium built outside Britain (capacity 100,000). It was finished just in time to host the first World Cup final in 1930.

6. The United States won third place in Uruguay in 1930 — its best ever World Cup result.

5. When Uruguay defeated Brazil in front of 200,000 people at Rio’s Maracanã stadium in 1950, ‘there was sadness so great, so profound,’ Pelé said, ‘that it seemed like the end of a war with Brazil the loser and many people dead.’

4. Hungary’s ‘Golden Team’ defeated Uruguay 4-2 (aet) at the 1954 World Cup in Switzerland — a match remembered for its compelling drama and bone-crunching violence.

3. I don’t remember the 1970 World Cup, the last time Uruguay reached the semis.

2. Led by Forlan and Suarez, heirs of Schiaffino and Ghiggia, Uruguay 2010 bends, curls, tackles, and handles every obstacle in its way!

1. Eduardo Galeano, born and raised in Montevideo, penned my favorite football book of all time: Soccer in Sun and Shadow.

Top 10 Reasons to Support the Netherlands

10. The Dutch East India Company is dead.

9. Brilliant Orange by David Winner – a must-read about Dutch football and society.

8. Spending a lay-over on the way to South Africa at the Van Gogh Museum and the Anne Frank House, a transformative experience.

7. Van Basten, Rijkaard, Gullit — the Holy Trinity of post-Cruyff era.

6. The 1978 World Cup final between Argentina and the Netherlands (3-1, aet) was the first final I watched on TV.

5. The idea of Ajax, if not the reality of Total Football.

4. Van Basten’s goal against USSR in the 1988 European Championship final

3. The most consistently inspired and successful player of the year, at national team and club level: Wesley Sneijder.

2. The Netherlands have never won the World Cup.

1. Johann Cruyff — when I saw him in the film Il Profeta del gol I had the first of my ongoing revelations about the living cult of football. In his honor, I played with jersey number 14.

Uruguay’s Opening Gambit

By David Patrick Lane | June 10th, 2010 | No Comments

The wires are reporting Oscar “El Maestro” Tabarez has already named his Uruguay team for the opening match against France on Friday.  This is a classic opening gambit designed to take advantage of current French insecurities.

The French don’t know what they are doing in South Africa.  “El Maestro” has just signaled the Uruguayans do. “The system we have chosen can adapt to the different things we could face against France,” said “El Maestro”.

Mauricio Victorino who plays for Universidad de Chile and midfielder Egidio Arevalo Rios (pictured above) who enforces the midfield for Penarol in Montevideo, are solid squad players, but not stars.  So what is behind El Maestro’s opening gambit? What is he really saying by including Vicotorino and Rios?  What is he really up to?

The reflex among some Uruguayan commentators and bloggers is to express disbelief and sigh.  But El Maestro is thinking deep here, which is what he has to do if Uruguay are going to go deep into the tournament and win the World Cup.

Uruguay do not need stars to beat France is also the message here.

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Uruguayan Ultras Descend on Cape Town II

By David Patrick Lane | June 1st, 2010 | No Comments

…with the blessing of Archbishop Desmond Tutu.

Uruguayan Ultras Descend on Cape Town

By David Patrick Lane | May 30th, 2010 | No Comments

Albert Lutuli is installed as Honourary President of República Oriental del Uruguay!!!

Mvumbi looks like he’s feeling La Celeste!

Your Uruguay Starter for Ten

By David Patrick Lane | December 4th, 2009 | No Comments

URUGUAY has 4 Stars on their shirts because…(“BUZZ…Jesus, Jones College, Cambridge”) because…Uruguay have been World Champions on 4 occasions: 1924, 1928, 1930 and 1950. The Gold Medalists of Paris and Amsterdam were recognized as World Champions by FIFA.

Uruguay has never played a fixture against 5 of the 2010 World Cup qualifiers. They are: Cameroon, Côte d’Ivoire, Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea, Greece, and Nigeria. It is possible for Uruguay to play against Greece and or North Korea in the 1st Round in South Africa for the first time. Los Charrúas will have to wait until the later rounds to get its claws into the Lions Indomptables, Les Éléphants and or the Super Eagles…Garra Charrúa!!!

Uruguay has beaten Argentina on 54 occasions, including the 1930 World Cup Final.

Uruguay has scored more goals against Argentina than any other qualifier. 213. Count them. Más goles! Menos culata tranplantes!

Uruguay has beaten Brazil on 20 occasions, including the final fixture of the 1950 World Cup Final. Uruguay’s victory ensured they lifted the World Cup in Brazil.

Uruguay is ranked 19th by FIFA, but is ranked 10th by Nate Silver, he of Soccer Power Index fame.

Uruguay has never beaten Algeria, Denmark, Germany, Honduras, Portugal, or Spain. Uruguay could face three of those nations in the first round.

Germany, Honduras, Uruguay and Portugal could be El Otro Grupo de la Muerte!

Slovenia is the smallest nation to qualify for a World Cup. Uruguay is the smallest to win a World Cup!

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