Players Who Won’t Be Missed in 2010 – Berbatov, Bulgaria

By David Patrick Lane | August 2nd, 2009 | 3 Comments

Dimitar Berbatov has teased Tottenham and delighted dancing girls.  Now he has finally settled down. Manchester can be so moody in May.  The incumbent is pregnant.  Elena’s black Mercedes already has one of those baby-on-board stickers.  She zips around Sofia like Stoichkov.  Explosive, fast and unpredictable.  Legs right up to her fanny.  Daniela and Tedi are jealous.  Sofia whispers.  It’s the life of a modern footballer.

Lal Hardy, his tattoo artist in North London, swears up and down the No. 9 is a man of impeccable character and standing. UNICEF has bestowed an ambassadorship on the Bulgarian captain.  And Sir Alex seems both pleased and nonplussed at the same time.

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